As much as I love being naked, there are times you have to wear some clothes. Wearing a kilt is about as close to being naked as you can get. My love affair with kilts began over 10 years ago. I had seen kilts at various street fairs and gay pride festivals, and thought they looked cool. I finally got the nerve to order one over the net, and I haven’t looked back. Now a day doesn’t go by where I don’t wear a kilt. It fits me, I love how it feels and looks, and I know that I rock it too.
Kilts are not for the faint-hearted. You have to have some balls so to speak to wear one. You definitely will be attracting attention to yourself — but so what? Why be normal? What fun is there in that! They are great conversation starters, and can be dressed up or dressed down to fit just about any situation. I have worn mine to weddings, parties, hiking, shopping, concerts and much more.
So where can I buy a kilt you ask? Here’s my list of the top kilt makers on the market — both utility kilts and traditional ones too.
Are you the sporty type? Then these kilts may be for you. They are the preferred kilts of athletes in the Highland Games. They are light-weight and comfortable, with a velcro closure and a touch of elastic in the waistband. Prices range from $59.50 to $89.50 for the original model. Available in traditional Scottish tartans (plaid) as well as some camo models too.
Another good American kilt manufacturer is Amerikilt — The American Kilt. Great casual kilts, these kilts are typical utility-type kilts with a detachable sporran (pouch) made from the same cotton fabric. Solid colors are standard, but they do offer a tye-die version too. Prices range from $109 to $179 for their kilts.
The most famous and one of the most stylish of the utility kilts are made in Seattle, WA. Their tagline is “We Sell Freedom.” These are the kilts that have been featured on “Survivor” and “True Blood.” They come in solid colors, as well as some nice camo versions also. The original comes with 2 large cargo pockets, and features a snap front. Prices range from $150 for the new standard, to $220 for the original version. Tux and leather versions are also available at much higher prices.
Heritage of Scotland
For traditionalists, this is the way to go. Actually made in the United Kingdom, they offer a wide range of Scottish kilts as well as all the accessories to go with it: shoes, sporran, jacket, shirt, socks, etc. So if you are planning on getting gay married, this may be the way to go. Packages range from $163 to $1000+ for deluxe outfits.
Not ready to commit to buying one? Well, how about renting one. This firm offers specials for full kilt outfit rentals, great for the entire wedding party. Rentals start at just $45, and go up to $179 for the full outfit. They also sell the individual items too.
One word of caution when ordering online: Please be sure to follow the specific instructions provided by the manufacturer. Your pant size does not necessarily coincide with sizing for kilts. I wouldn’t want you to order the wrong size now.
So when you have to throw on some clothes next time you leave the house, consider wearing a kilt. You won’t regret it, in fact, you may find the experience addictive. As for the age-old question, what do your wear under your kilt? Commando is the way to go — feels great, and don’t forget the easy access too. And like any good nudist, I am not afraid to show people either when they ask. Real men do wear kilts, and they look good doing it.
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